Sitting at a mates place the other night watching a Blu-Ray (Oblivion - good flick too) when at the speed of a thousand raped apes, this hairy eight-legged supercharged streaker bolted out from under the stereo cabinet, across the floor and under my chair.
Of course I couldn't leave him there. The dog was too interested and I knew the residents would not be as concerned for his size 0.009 boots as I am.
Searched everywhere and finally found him under the computers. A quick kiss and off into the flowerbed for the night for him.
