Alien question

Glenn Dawes · #1 13-02-2007, 10:03 AM

Hi guys,

Just a little fun. I've been watching the X files since it came back on Foxtel's Scifi channel. One episode left me thinking what would I say if I had a close encounter of the 3rd kind? (forget about how improbable it is)

If you had the opportunity to ask a being from an alien race one question, what would it be?

Let's see..... I'll start with "Why the obsession with anal probes?"

Seriously, I can think of so many, I wish I could get away with "can I ask you a hundred questions?"

Regards

Glenn

duncan · #2 13-02-2007, 10:33 AM

Hi Glenn,

One could only presume that if and when we do meet them,that they would be supremely intelligent and peaceful. Otherwise they would probably wipe themselves out through wars. Now that being the case i think going with them to see their world would be the ultimate even knowing that by the time you got back to Earth everyone you knew would probably be long gone.

Take me to your leader

Cheers,
Duncan

sheeny (Al) · #3 13-02-2007, 10:49 AM

"Where are you from?"

...seems so much more productive than the more casual "So... are you from round here?"

Al.

GTB_an_Owl (Geoff) · #4 13-02-2007, 10:55 AM

my question would be -

'you here to see Ving, or H0ughy ?'

toetoe (Peter) · #5 13-02-2007, 11:05 AM

"you can't park there mate"

33South (Chris) · #6 13-02-2007, 12:34 PM

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Originally Posted by toetoe

"you can't park there mate"

Peter, I though you would ask "Is the missing link theory true?"

Odlaw · #7 13-02-2007, 12:44 PM

Mine would be ..... Please stop calling me at home!!!!

toetoe (Peter) · #8 13-02-2007, 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by 33South

Peter, I though you would ask "Is the missing link theory true?"

Took a minute for that to sink in Chris

but i best not share the picture.

Ric · #9 13-02-2007, 03:21 PM

Can I have a drive of your spaceship?

cheers

ving (David) · #10 13-02-2007, 04:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GTB_an_Owl

my question would be -

'you here to see Ving, or H0ughy ?'

houghy obviously.. i am normal

how about "what do you have against cows?" ?

nah my first question would be "do you speak english? "

otherwise i am going to have problems communicating

I have to admit tho, when i first read teh title of the thread i expected a question in klingon

Kirky · #11 13-02-2007, 05:25 PM

If I give you a thousand bucks will you take my mother-in-law?

xelasnave · #12 13-02-2007, 06:59 PM

What speed does your craft go thru space?
alex

Calin · #13 13-02-2007, 07:28 PM

Now let me get this right, you want everything from here to the gas planet with the cute rings for three necklaces, a jar of honey, a mirror, four axes and a couple of blankets ?? ...... suuurrreeee, help yourself ... stupid little green man ... may as well trade for the stars .......

h0ughy (David) · #14 13-02-2007, 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GTB_an_Owl

my question would be -

'you here to see Ving, or H0ughy ?'

I think Ving is the more Qualified Extra T!!!!

leon · #15 13-02-2007, 08:13 PM

Is your craft T-Bar auto, or 5 Speed Column shift

Cheers Leon

Deeno · #16 13-02-2007, 08:17 PM

"Does it get good mileage"

circumpolar (Matt) · #17 13-02-2007, 08:29 PM

Do you envy us or is that your real skin colour?

Doug · #18 13-02-2007, 08:34 PM

Have you been through customs? keep off the grass, don't litter and remember to pay your departure tax

Rodstar (Rod) · #19 13-02-2007, 10:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GTB_an_Owl

my question would be -

'you here to see Ving, or H0ughy ?'

I am surprised, Geoff, that your question isn't, "So, would you like to buy a freezer suit?"

gaa_ian (Ian) · #20 13-02-2007, 10:33 PM

Of all the planets in the Galaxy, Why Earth ?