Irish Jokes:):)

[renormalised (Carl)]

Here's a couple of funnies that should help the Guinness go down well

Two Irish hunters got a pilot to fly them to Canada to hunt moose.

They managed to bag six. As they were loading the plane to return, the pilot said the plane could take only four moose.

The two lads objected strongly. "Last year we shot six. The pilot let us take them all and he had the same plane as yours."

Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all six were loaded. However, even on full power, the little plane couldn't handle the load and went down.

Somehow, surrounded by the moose bodies, Paddy and Mick survived the crash.

After climbing out of the wreckage, Paddy asked Mick, "Any idea where we are?"

Mick replied, "I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year."

Mary Clancy goes up to Father O'Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she's in tears.
He says, 'So what's bothering you, Mary my dear?'
She says, 'Oh, Father, I've got terrible news. My husband passed away last night.'
The priest says, 'Oh, Mary, that's terrible. Tell me, Mary, did he have any last requests?'
She says, 'That he did, Father.'
The priest says, 'What did he ask, Mary?'
She says, 'He said, Please Mary, put down that damn gun....'

A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, enters a confessional booth, sits down, but says nothing.
The Priest coughs a few times to get his attention, but the drunk continues to sit there.
Finally, the Priest pounds three times on the wall.
The drunk mumbles, 'Ain't no use knockin, there's no paper on this side either.

[DavidU (Dave)]

LOL these are new to me.

[Irish stargazer (John)]

[Sarge (Rod)]

Good ones!


Rod

[OneOfOne (Trevor)]

If you want a bit of the Irish sense of humour, catch the movie The Guard when it comes out (we got tickets for a preview). Must say, it was the funniest movie I have seen in years, beware though the F bomb is in there quite a bit, but with an Irish accent.

[Baddad (Marty)]

Clever. I nearly fell off my chair laughing. (NFOCL)

Cheers

[FlashDrive (Poppy)]

Thanks Carl ... made my day sooooooo much better.

THEN .... there was the Irish Wood Worm that was found dead in a Brick ...!!!

Flash

[Shano592 (Shane)]

I understand that the UK riots reached Ireland.

A friend's cousin decided to get in on the looting.

He smashed his laptop screen trying to loot eBay ...