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Old 22-05-2011, 08:57 PM
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Funny thing happend to me at work today on my birthday :)

Even though I had to work on my birthday and deal with some upset guests, I had a funny thing happen to me that brightened my day.
I have also posted this comment on the post that wished me happy birthday ( thanks guys and girls), but thought this story deserved its own post.

I had one upset lady who said she didn't have any drinks charged to her room. She was quite loud, agitated and quite animate. Flapping her arms and turning around to seek support from her friends. She had a low cut figure hugging top. She had quite large breasts - which I think were not realhttp://www.iceinspace.com.au/forum/..../shrugging.gif- and whilst she was flapping about one of her breasts became.....well a bit more exposed shall I say without going into detailshttp://www.iceinspace.com.au/forum/..../winking70.gifhttp://www.iceinspace.com.au/forum/....eyepopping.gif.
I did not know what to say or if I should. I couln't get a word in edgeways anyway.
So I retrieved the docket and showed it to her and she confirmed it was her signature. She turned around to her sister, motioned her over and the sister confirmed that they had those drinkshttp://www.iceinspace.com.au/forum/..../ashamed05.gif.
The sister then dutifully pulled up her sisters top, and told her to pay.http://www.iceinspace.com.au/forum/....milies/lol.gif
She was very quiet and left without a fuss.

I said to myself....."Happy Birthday Bartman, this is your reward for working on your birthday"!!!!!!!!!http://www.iceinspace.com.au/forum/....ilies/rofl.gifhttp://www.iceinspace.com.au/forum/....ilies/rofl.gif:rofl :http://www.iceinspace.com.au/forum/....ilies/rofl.gifhttp://www.iceinspace.com.au/forum/....ilies/rofl.gif
Cheers http://www.iceinspace.com.au/forum/....es/happy04.gif
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Old 22-05-2011, 09:09 PM
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Good one Bart,
Always great to get one back occasionally......
Oh and I hope you had a Happy Birthday despite the work interruption.

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Old 22-05-2011, 09:11 PM
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Thanks Ken,
Twas worth working I guess!!!!! snigger snigger...
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Old 22-05-2011, 09:43 PM
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Pics or it never happened.

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Old 22-05-2011, 09:59 PM
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H if I could have, I would have, ....and bracketed it as well to get some nice oomph out of the dark and light areals....ooops is that too much the 'l' just slipped in there. I do have a witness.....if that counts?
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Old 22-05-2011, 10:04 PM
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Even though I had to work on my birthday and deal with some upset guests, I had a funny thing happen to me that brightened my day.
I have also posted this comment on the post that wished me happy birthday ( thanks guys and girls), but thought this story deserved its own post.

I had one upset lady who said she didn't have any drinks charged to her room. She was quite loud, agitated and quite animate. Flapping her arms and turning around to seek support from her friends. She had a low cut figure hugging top. She had quite large breasts - which I think were not real and whilst she was flapping about one of her breasts became.....well a bit more exposed shall I say without going into details
I did not know what to say or if I should. I couln't get a word in edgeways anyway.
So I retrieved the docket and showed it to her and she confirmed it was her signature. She turned around to her sister, motioned her over and the sister confirmed that they had those drinks
The sister then dutifully pulled up her sisters top, and told her to pay.
She was very quiet and left without a fuss.

I said to myself....."Happy Birthday Bartman, this is your reward for working on your birthday"!!!!!!!!!
Cheers
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Just thought I'd fix up your smilies as a birthday prezzy
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Old 22-05-2011, 10:17 PM
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H these 'situations' happen all the time in the hospitality industry. Not necessarily the one I just mentioned ( however many a year back I delivered a room service order to a room with two Bikies and they invited me in with a hooker laying spread eagled on the bed. And again no pics sorry, but it did happen!)
Silly things like a customer coming up to the front desk ( reception/foyer area) and asking "can you direct me to reception so I can check in?" The customer was not drunk or on drugs so far as I could tell........Businessman as well to boot!!!!

Wish I ( we ) had cameras to record some of these capers....just to prove that Cro-Magnom's are still alive and well
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Old 22-05-2011, 10:19 PM
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Cheers Ken.....
How did you do that?
I did notice they came up as URLs?????
Thanks....makes for better reading doesn't it!
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Old 22-05-2011, 10:28 PM
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Cheers Ken.....
How did you do that?
I did notice they came up as URLs?????
Thanks....makes for better reading doesn't it!
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Nah, I just replaced them with what you tried to get there.
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Old 23-05-2011, 12:40 AM
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Old 23-05-2011, 09:29 AM
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That was a funny story Bart.
What a birthday treat you got.
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Old 23-05-2011, 09:39 AM
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Bart, I never believe any of these Stories without Piccies
I am glad you had A Great Day
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Old 23-05-2011, 02:06 PM
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Bart check out the security footage I think the front desk is covered by rights it should be all on tape/dvd

If you took photo's yourself you could loose your job and we wouldn't have wanted that

Happy Boob day
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Old 23-05-2011, 10:19 PM
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All the guys want pics - that confirms it, men really are "visual" creatures.

I just saw what Trevor posted. ahahaha.
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Old 23-05-2011, 10:39 PM
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Never mind the no pics Bart,

fake ones dont do it for me, au naturel all the way.....

Sounds like the breast birthday ever....

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Old 25-05-2011, 10:26 AM
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Bart check out the security footage I think the front desk is covered by rights it should be all on tape/dvd
Yes by rights we should, but we dont! ( dont tell the baddies though!!!)

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fake ones dont do it for me, au naturel all the way.....
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Sounds like the breast birthday ever....

Chris

Keep the puns coming!!!

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