Came across on the DC3 Dreams forums. I was thinking of sharing with a few friends at work, but after I stopped laughing I realised much of it is too close to the truth to confess to the rest of the world......
(except the bit about doing things in front of a webcam, but worrying about Cat 5 cable is way too close to me, and heck I looked like @#$ this Mon morning.....)
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