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Old 24-10-2010, 01:37 PM
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you have to read this

ok - i know it is one of those email jokes - but its funny

and i won't even attempt to figure out how the female mind works
so here it is

"A firefighter was working on the engine outside the station, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides, and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.


The girl was wearing a firefighters helmet. The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat. The firefighter walked over to take a closer look.

'That sure is a nice fire truck,' the firefighter said with admiration... 'Thanks,' the girl replied. The firefighter looked a little closer. The girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles..

'Little partner,' the firefighter said, 'I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster.'


The little girl replied thoughtfully, 'You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren.'
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Old 24-10-2010, 01:42 PM
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lol. i like.
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Old 24-10-2010, 04:49 PM
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Hmmm genital jokes are ok on IIS now...?

I know a few with the female private parts as the focus, will they be ok...?



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Old 25-10-2010, 10:51 AM
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Sick man Mike
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Old 25-10-2010, 11:24 AM
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Hehe... that's a cracker! Had to pass it on my mate's a firie.
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Old 25-10-2010, 12:18 PM
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I'm sorry Mike
I apologise
I had no idea you lived next door to this girl when you were a kid, and that her cat died.

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Old 25-10-2010, 09:49 PM
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Old 26-10-2010, 07:58 PM
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mreeeoooooooooowwwwwwwwww.
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