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30-01-2010, 12:00 PM
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Bust Duster
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Brisbane, Australia
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word of advice for guys if your wife is pregnant...
If you have a few mates that ask you out on a Friday night to go see the Reds play the Crusaders in a pre-season game, and you ask your pregnant wife if she'd like to come too to get out of the house, and she reluctantly declines because she's been getting a sore back lately, but she's thoughtful and generous enough to say you can go out and have a fun boys' night out, and she asks what time you'll be home, and you say probably around 9.30 the game will finish, and while you're at the game she texts you and says she's looking forward to you coming home because she's feeling like "hugs", and you say ok ...
DO NOT come home drunk at 2.30am, strip off your clothes, spill chips from the casino all over the floor, climb into bed, tap her on the shoulder and ask if she still feels like some "lovin".
That's all I'm sayin.
I made $150 on Blackjack though.
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30-01-2010, 12:05 PM
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Like to learn
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30-01-2010, 12:13 PM
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Ahh the old, you go with out me and have a good time, and I'll be OK trap. I shoulda told you about that one. They're a treasure aren't they.
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30-01-2010, 12:42 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2006
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Hugs...like a cat that sits on your newspaper while you are trying to read it...
always when you are doing something, never when you are doing nothing...
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30-01-2010, 12:43 PM
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You twit.
Leon
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30-01-2010, 01:22 PM
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Bust Duster
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Brisbane, Australia
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I'm with Leon. I shoulda known better.
Still... how was I supposed to know her offer had an expiry period? 
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30-01-2010, 01:29 PM
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Politically incorrect.
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Tasmania (South end)
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Baddddd idea
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Originally Posted by troypiggo
I made $150 on Blackjack though.
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Mate, yo are going to be paying for that $150 bucks for the next 20 years.....
DUMB DUMB DUMB 
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30-01-2010, 05:33 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Australia
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lol agreed here youll be paying for that one for a while.
Speaking from experience (by that i mean im female) When you guys get permission to go out with your mates, just make a time to come home and stick with it... thats all we want most of the time.... for you guys to actually stick to what you say!!! lol
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30-01-2010, 05:42 PM
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Automation nut
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Bathurst
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My 21 week pregnant wife just had a good laugh at your expense!
Maybe you could put the $150 to a good divorce lawyer?
Brett
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30-01-2010, 07:02 PM
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superfradgalistic
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Location: Newcastle, Australia
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The first mistake you made was saying "9.30".
ALWAYS.ALWAYS. Add atleast 2-3 hours onto your estimated home time. Then, when you get home earlier than you said, its brownie points in the bag and maybe even worth some lovin 
Such a rookie mistake. Shame, shame.
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30-01-2010, 08:08 PM
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Politically incorrect.
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Tasmania (South end)
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Nil comprendo !!!
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Originally Posted by bert
Maybe you could put the $150 to a good divorce lawyer?Brett
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The terms "Good", "Divorce" and "Lawyer" are all mutually exclusive mate
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30-01-2010, 08:19 PM
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If you don't know why I'm mad at you, I'm not going to tell you! 
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30-01-2010, 08:32 PM
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Point taken. My bad.
Brett
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30-01-2010, 08:37 PM
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Make a diary entry about this night out. You are going to remember it well and probably reminded of it for the next 30 years each and every time the thought of a boys night out crops up.
You live and learn.
I thought I played it smart and waited until the first was born, then had a big big night with the boys while she was still in hospital. Next day I was too sick to go in and see her. The bill for the grog arrived the day she got home and all the neighbours wifes told her I kept their husbands up drunk all night. Have I payed for that night at HOME.
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30-01-2010, 08:41 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by el_draco
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Disagree but the OP took advantage of the situation... the question is, when will the price be paid...
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30-01-2010, 08:46 PM
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ze frogginator
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Location: Sydney
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Hagar
... the day she got home and all the neighbours wifes told her I kept their husbands up drunk all night. ...
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 Not happy...Helga!
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30-01-2010, 10:18 PM
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Look up, look good!
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Location: Brisbane, Australia
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Thanks for the advice Einstein! LOL
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30-01-2010, 10:35 PM
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Bust Duster
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Brisbane, Australia
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Hahaha. Glad you're all having a chuckle at my expense.
All is forgiven by tonight. I must be worth it for her to still be hanging around.
Re: the comment about saying a time and sticking to it, I agree totally. I normally do. This was a rare, unplanned bender where I just ended up going with the flow.
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30-01-2010, 11:12 PM
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Currently Scopeless
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Location: Moura Qld
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Quote:
Originally Posted by troypiggo
Still... how was I supposed to know her offer had an expiry period? |
Take it from me(I learnt very early and have now been married for 32 years) all offers have an expiry date of approximately 25 seconds after the offer is made.
Adrian
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31-01-2010, 03:29 AM
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Plays well with others!
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Join Date: Nov 2004
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Quote:
Originally Posted by troypiggo
All is forgiven by tonight.
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Much to learn you have young padwa...
Mistake #2 is believing that all is forgotten (not the same as being forgiven)...
She will never forget this event and although you have been forgiven it will be discussed again in the future...
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