I got my son the latest release for x-mass .
A friend showed me a newspaper report from central aus recently.. I think which.. was just staggering .. Maybe Its already in there for an honerable mention ... if not it should be .
A guy and his friend leave a pub in central australia and drive off down the road.. someone at the pub mentioned they needed to find something
to put in the empty fish tank at some stage .... at some point down the road after presumably quite a few more beers they pass a huge king brown curled up on the side of the road.. perfect candidate for a life in a fish tank yeah ?.. back you go and catch it
Now it would be sensible even without quite a few beers under your belt to put down your beer and try and use your favoured hand to grab the sucker .. no .. keep your beer in one hand and reach with the other .. the snake wasn't quite agreeable
to a lifestyle change.. and ripped into his hand .. even tearing a good piece of flesh in the process..still the intrepid snake handler managed to get it in the bag so to speak
and head off back to town to seek medical help for the obviously higly toxic bite he recieved.. For some reason in transit he stuck his hand back in the bag with the snake in it .. and the quite understandably the enraged snake was happy to vent its anger at its prediciment and bit him a further 8 times..

The driver tried to keep his friend awake by shakeing him and tipping beer on his head .. when they finaly got medical help after going back to the pub of course ... they had to amputate his arm at the shoulder because of all the venom .. he should of died by all accounts .. but lived to tell the tale
..Just