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Old 23-07-2007, 02:41 PM
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My darling wife asked the other day, " If a man speaks, and a woman is not present, is he still wrong?"
I am stumped for an answer, please help...
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Old 23-07-2007, 02:45 PM
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Old 23-07-2007, 02:47 PM
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I'm always wrong just ask ...........LOL
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Old 23-07-2007, 03:18 PM
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My darling wife asked the other day, " If a man speaks, and a woman is not present, is he still wrong?"
I am stumped for an answer, please help...
CS
Who cares!

The only good point is that it is the only time a man gets to have the last word
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Old 23-07-2007, 06:36 PM
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Hahahahhaaaaa......

Ken - What last word............ says who

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Old 23-07-2007, 06:49 PM
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4 wives and i still haven't figured out the answer to that one.

1 thing i have learnt is there are 2 rules when dealing with wives

rule #1 wife is always right
rule #2 if wife is wrong see rule #1
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Old 23-07-2007, 07:11 PM
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If a man drinks 12 beers when his wife isn't around, is he still drunk?
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Old 23-07-2007, 07:15 PM
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Morton's on the right track here.... it's just a matter of tolerance.

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Old 23-07-2007, 08:57 PM
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You guys have it easy. Someone I know has a psychologist as a wife. One is not only informed of being wrong, one will receive mandatory, detailed reasoning why one is wrong - this will continue until one has attained the enlightened state of truly knowing one was wrong - one then seeks forgiveness and the pain ends.
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Old 23-07-2007, 09:31 PM
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You guys have it easy. Someone I know has a psychologist as a wife. One is not only informed of being wrong, one will receive mandatory, detailed reasoning why one is wrong - this will continue until one has attained the enlightened state of truly knowing one was wrong - one then seeks forgiveness and the pain ends.
LUXURY!

My wife is a Reverse Psychologist - and is always telling me I'm completely right all the time, and I always fall for it.
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Old 23-07-2007, 09:52 PM
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You're freaking me out Omarro - I didn't think of reverse psychology. I've tried consoling myself with a Pentax, Panoptic and Nagler......not sure what to try next.
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Old 23-07-2007, 11:19 PM
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hang on a minute !

i remember one time when i was at Bunnings i overheard a salesman saying to a bloke "are you right mate" - i took him aside and said to him "you should know better than to ask a bloke that question - we are always right"

he laughed

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Who cares!

The only good point is that it is the only time a man gets to have the last word
At my house, I always get the last TWO words...

They are, "Yes dear!"



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Old 24-07-2007, 11:25 AM
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Here you go, guys!

http://www.cs.cmu.edu/~thoffman/videos/mansong.swf

(Not too long a download I hope!!)
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