Up Yours it tells me

[leon]

Hi guys, as most of you probably know we are on a very large property in NSW, and each time i take out the buggy and drive past this tree i get the finger.
So what do i do, cut it down, or break its finger

Leon

[TrevorW]

He/she was there first so take some flack, you are invading their turf

[multiweb (Marc)]

A chainsaw would teach it some manners.
PS: I thought your laptop was misbehaving again...

[RB (Andrew)]

Leon, why not turn it into a work of art?

http://www.iceinspace.com.au/forum/s...d.php?t=188271

You can use an extra hand around the place, surely...

RB

[Nikolas (Nik)]

Give it the one finger salute back in return, make it like a greeting between the 2 of you, mutual disrespect

[h0ughy (David)]

It means there is a bird living in that tree

[multiweb (Marc)]

Originally Posted by h0ughy

It means there is a bird living in that tree

Or a violent past event like a lightning strike. As they say it never hits the same spot twice so I reckon it's the safest place to put your Internet satellite dish.

[JA]

Hi Leon,

It's definitely giving you the finger. It's customary to return the salute

Best
JA

[AndyG (Andy)]

Originally Posted by Nikolas

Give it the one finger salute back in return, make it like a greeting between the 2 of you, mutual disrespect

This Leon, is the only suitable option. I'm convinced you're a real gentleman, and this may not come naturally... but that tree is most certainly asking for it.

Just don't stand underneath, lest said tree drop a branch and brain 'ya.

[pmrid (Peter)]

Don’t forget, Leon, if you want to climb the tree, first put a ring on it. Or something like that.

[leon]

Love your responses, it is quite unique actually and have never really seen anything like it.

Leon

[MortonH]

Charge people to take selfies with it.

[Camelopardalis (Dunk)]

Leon, it must be a British tree. It’s the standard courtesy hand signal for car drivers over there