Joke

[mick pinner]

a guy gets a phone call from his girlfriend
she says honey can you hurry home after work and help me with a tough jigsaw puzzle
no worries darling, what's it meant to be?
a rooster she says

after arriving home and seeing her sitting bemused at the kitchen table he she's ok darling let's have a cup of tea and relax

and then we can put the corn flakes back in the box.

[Shawn]

Heard one on the news this morning, a blooper if you like..

regarding the Tsnami Warning
Yes north east queensland had one today after an 8.0 over by the Soloman Isles, anyway turned out to be nothing at all, but I had to laugh when a TV reporter asked a field reporter, how far above sea level is the beach you are reporting from......

],,,,,duh

its Ok this ones half way up a mountain...would have been my answer..

Its a worry

[Dennis]

LOL at both!

Cheers

Dennis