Stormy Daniels and Queen Elizabeth went to the Pearly Gates on the same day. They both met with an angel to find out if they would be admitted to Heaven. Theangel said: "Unfortunately, there's only one space available in Heaven today so I must decide which one of you will be admitted.”
The angel asked Stormy if there was some particular reason why she should go toHeaven.Stormy took off her top and said: "Look at these, they're the most perfect breasts God ever created and I'm sure it will please God to be able to see them every day, for eternity.” Theangel thanked Stormy, and asked Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth the samequestion.
The Queen walked over to a toilet, pulled the lever and flushed it withoutsaying a word. TheAngel immediately said: "Okay, your Majesty, you may go into Heaven.”
Stormy was outraged and asked, "What was that all about? I showed you two of God's own perfect creations and you turned me down. She simply flushed acommode and she got admitted to Heaven! Would you explain that tome?”
"Sorry, Stormy," said the Angel, "but even in Heaven, a royal flush beats a pair, nomatter how big theyare."