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12-11-2006, 07:11 PM
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Chinglish interpreter please help
A ripper...how to change language menu on your new MP4 player
I think the manual regarding translation from chinglish was missing from the consignment...
nuts
I cant make sense of a single sentence, do you know how hard it is to drive one of these when the menu is in chinese..
And also see clause 1.16
And what is a simplified chinese character. do you mean there are harder ones,,,??
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12-11-2006, 07:15 PM
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Sorry its all Greek to me
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12-11-2006, 07:16 PM
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That manual you scanned in is a crack-up
12-11-2006, 07:17 PM
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theres simplified chinese as well as standard chinese.
that manual looks like my standard post
12-11-2006, 07:26 PM
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How to placing with forum a response with follow postage enter:
1. Please to take buttons fixed and long throw to enter you into posting thread.
2. When typing have you alphabet bits manifest on video screen seen to be.
3. Longer towards waiting time also can other manifest the typing you to replying on behalf and over video screen also.
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12-11-2006, 07:32 PM
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Oh No its too much, nearly pooed myself laughing..
Seriously can you understand it or is it just me...
12-11-2006, 07:34 PM
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I can understand it Shawn. Takes a bit of thinking (which is hard for me) but it can be understood.
12-11-2006, 07:34 PM
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This ones off a monocular
Warning: Please don't look at the sun absolutely. If you look at the sun, your eyes may be ache and blind sometimes.
12-11-2006, 07:35 PM
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In Fact, There's something I would like to read ...
"Chinglish Warning labels on slightly less Innocuous items like lawn mowers, chansaws, and surface to air missiles....
12-11-2006, 07:36 PM
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12-11-2006, 07:36 PM
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12-11-2006, 07:38 PM
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On a chinese brand of toilet cleaner in Dimmeys/Forges:
"Please start with a clean toilet".
12-11-2006, 07:40 PM
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re post 8
I think what they mean is dont look at absolutely or you might go blind, but only sometimes.
But Casual Observation is ok, but might make your eye ache...
12-11-2006, 07:42 PM
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Ken
Stop it ,,Im hurting,
And my eye aches, from using the monocular
12-11-2006, 07:48 PM
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Anyway Ken
Now Im over my fit of laughter, WTF does it say,,?
"roughly"
12-11-2006, 08:22 PM
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RTFM, try to think beyond the square andthen say them wif raccent an you will get the message
12-11-2006, 08:30 PM
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i thought " Oh no not the houghman replying to the thread" but its ok really. think outside what square, What if i try and OCR it in chinese...
. will that work...
12-11-2006, 08:35 PM
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Allright Ive got a few weeks to spare, what does
"While holding most five, such as not enough five, while show, depend on arrange" mean
first paragraph first chapter, shouldnt take long to decifer it hey ...LOL
12-11-2006, 08:36 PM
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Always cracks me up when I think of the instructions on the back of a dayco fan belt packet.
Directions.
1. Turn engine off
12-11-2006, 08:38 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Harb
Always cracks me up when I think of the instructions on the back of a dayco fan belt packet.
Directions.
1. Turn engine off
what..?????Now Im really starting to hurt
,,,who started this thread..Oh thats right I did...Damn...Good one
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