Seriously, Turd Bombers!
A while back, some local vandals went around our area putting daubs of paint stripper on people' cars parked on the street (they were caught). They got my work car (VW Passat) which is parked usually on the street. On the bonnet, and it went down to the metal.
Anyway, I got it off ASAP, sanded back and primed it a while ago. Never got around to painting it, but did so yesterday. Did a re-prime (sanded the old off), then the metallic top coat.
Left it to dry (partly shaded).
Came back to 2 large splats of you know what... one bang in the middle of the new paint...
About to go repaint it AGAIN after stripping it with thinners and sanding back and repriming AGAIN last night.
Next pelican I see get's a dried palm nut up the date with a slingshot