Back 16 years ago when I was a member of the (censored) Astro Society, I was chairman for the month and one of the members gave a similiar talk on this subject.
It was meant to be a talk about telling time using Crux!
She spent 45 mins explaining how in January the Crux is at such and such an angle at 10pm, then in February at 10pm it is at such and such an angle, and so on and so on. Everyone was SOOOO enthralled!
After her very lengthy version of the Crux clock, I stood up and thanked her for her very detailed talk.
Then I couldn't refuse; I finished her talk for her with "It's good to know that if you are lost in the bush at 10pm, you know
exactly what month it is!"
The poor woman was flabbergasted as the whole room broke up in laughter