I trust all this banter is just that....banter. I used to live in an area where there were multitudes of snakes, many poisonous and many quite benign.
The biggest I ever saw was a black headed python that was in the order of 8' and the smallest was a red nape snake thinner than my little finger and about 8" long. The latter was poisonous but its mouth was so small that there would be no way it could open it up to get a fang anywhere near your skin.
A small story, again from Far North Qld, to illustrate the wonderful diversity of snakes and how due respect and a willingness to simply watch from a distance will reward you with unforgettable sights.
The sunset tour was a favourite tour of mine particularly during Summer. I took people to a high point and sunset was enjoyed with a few nibblies and drinks. Then off to the mouth of one of the deeper and longer lava tubes to watch the nightly emergence of the micro-bats.
Dangling from the foliage in front of the lava tube, were night tigers (a variant of the green tree snake). They would wrap the rear portion of their bodies about a branch and the front part would be suspended in mid air but curved back on itself in that peculiarly snakish S shape.
If a bat got too close then the snake would uncoil with speed and if lucky (it did not work all the time) it would grab a bat. If any of you saw the recent "Planet Earth" by David Attenborough then you would have seen a similar thing. But by being careful and watching from a safe distance I did not see this amazing feat on the small screen, but in real life!
On the way home from Sunset Tour, I saw a snake laying coiled on the warm dirt road. I stopped the tour bus a let everyone have a good look at the Death Adder sitting there. Yep... this is one THE most deadly ones about.
But how to take the bus forward without fear of killing the snake? Simple, get out and get a VERY long stick and poke it till it moved.
Knowledge of snakes goes a long way to being able to enjoy, rather than fear, these creatures. I knew the Death Adder would not leap and strike because that is not how they operate.
We watch the stars and enjoy them...so why not watch other things and enjoy them as well?
Peter.