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Old 02-11-2011, 02:07 PM
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A new word game
Clearly IIS members enjoy their word games. How about a new game?
Putting new meanings into existing words?

This was done before I am sure, but here are some ideas

Willy-nilly, adj. Impotent.
Negligent, adj. Absentmindedly answering the door when wearing only a nightgown.
Lymph, v. To walk with a lisp.
Gargoyle, n. Olive-flavored mouthwash.
Flatulence, n. Emergency vehicle that picks up someone who has been run over by a steamroller.
Balderdash, n. A rapidly receding hairline.
Testicle, n. A humorous question on an exam.
Rectitude, n. The formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists.
Pokemon, n. A Rastafarian proctologist.

Time to fire up those neurons...
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Old 02-11-2011, 02:50 PM
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Old 02-11-2011, 02:55 PM
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Old 02-11-2011, 05:45 PM
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Pokemon, n. A Rastafarian proctologist.
genius! did you just make these up Bo?

i'll have to think of some...
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Old 02-11-2011, 07:04 PM
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Old 02-11-2011, 08:38 PM
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Old 03-11-2011, 10:29 AM
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Volcanist - someone who speaks Vulcan

Wizard - when you're running late and really need to go
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This is hillairious ( a hill high up in the air)!
Not sure if this will fit:
Bob - man with no legs or arms floating in a pool.
Bartman ( a dyslexic boy who is a brat and thinks he is a man....)
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pedigree

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peerless

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