Top 10 Signs You are Watching Too Much Masterchef.
1. You no longer serve dinner you “plate up”.
2. “It’s not burnt it’s caramelised”
3. You can’t boil water without bursting into tears.
4. You can only cook if your spouse counts down how many minutes are left.
5. You know how to spell croquembouche.
6. You’ve bought a cravat.
7. Even cornflakes are prepared with a running commentary.
8. You had a fight over whether last nights lasagne scored 6/10 or 7/10.
9. You go to buy milk, come back with wagyu beef, ****ake mushrooms and star anise, but forget the milk.
10. You’ve just bought a blast chiller.
Really, were can I get a blast chiller anyway? My local retailer wasn't much chop. Such a drag. Ruins my plans for my dinner party this weekend. Need to get new crockery now for the change in menu...
