Your Favourite Pick Up Line

[FredSnerd (Claude)]

I heard this the other day (hope it doesn’t get me in trouble with the MODs. I think its pretty tame but … well here goes.

Guy and Gal in a Bar

Guy: What’s the difference between an erection and an orange

Gal: I don’t know

Guy: I don’t have an orange.

[Octane (Humayun)]

Cone back to my place. I'll massage your back, you can plait mine.

[styleman333]

"you'll do "

[dpastern (Dave Pastern)]

"If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?"

I'd never use it, I despise pickup lines myself.

Dave

[Baron von Richthofen (Vaclav)]

Hi Do you want to come over to my place, I have got $10 million in the bank drive a FERRARI and live in a penthouse over looking the ocean
But this line fails when they see my Cortina rust bucket

[Baron von Richthofen (Vaclav)]

I am Achmed the Dead Terrorist come with me or I kill you
This one does not work, it just gets me into a lot of trouble

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uwOL4rB-go

[Jules76 (Julian)]

"Hey baby, want to come back to my place and flock my 'scope?"

[Nesti (Mark)]

LOL, everyone's crackin jokes...how about a REAL pick up line.

Look at her/his eyes only, under no circumstance should you look at their body, and say clearly "I really like your dress sense", then walk away.

It isn't a sexual comment, and it puts emphasis and appreciation on something which many people put a lot of effort into. There's no such animal as a good pick-up line, just good brownie points for next time you meet.

That's all I have to say about that.
Mark

[leon]

I can see this getting worse and worse as the thread gets longer.

Leon

[Jazza11 (Jeremy)]

Call heaven they got an agle missing lol

[[1ponders] (Paul)]

Done and locked