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Originally Posted by PCH
Dan,
on a lighter note - you're not helping the cause at all here matey. You just need to sit down quietly with your wife and watch 'Dances With Wolves' together. At the time when Kev C is trudging through the forest with the Indians, point out how the pregnant Indian lady just gives birth there and then on the march. She stops for a minute or two, does the honours, picks up the bub and continues the march to the next camp. Today's women need to have the old ways pointed out to them, don't you think. It gives them more character.
And also, - what's this you say? YOU wash the clothes in cold water ! Oh dear oh dear, whatever happened to washing the clothes being women's work mate.
So there's a couple of things you could be pointing out to the missus. I'd say you probably have to pick your moment. But I think you'll be pleasantly surprised to see her reaction when you mention these things. Probably thank you for it actually. Possibly with a great big frying pan though, so be prepared to move quickly if necessary.
Oh ****, I just heard the wife's car pull up in the driveway, and I haven't got the tea on yet. Gotta go !  |
That is so goddamn funny Paul.
I love your work...those that know me know I have a theory about blokes
called Paul...and you just confirmed it.
great injection of humour..I think we all need it lately.
Steve