.. Great build up to the night from hell David... you should write novels!
Man what a night and I reckon you did a great job considering.
For what it's worth, you might have to start bribing your neighbours.. if they're drinkers slip em a six pack, if they're big drinkers go for a slab, with a comment like, would be it ok if you leave your outside lights off tonight?? please..
When all else fails, might be cheaper to hire a hit man
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Hope your night time experiences improve!
Rich