[renormalised (Carl)]

Originally Posted by multiweb

... and that would be the modern version of lurch, the space hotel doorbell man :"you rang!?..."

Except in his case, he'd fall out of the airlock, and go into orbit for a short while before reentering the atmosphere. He'd land in a chook pen, wrecking it and then get up, adjust his tie and walk off. Anyone else following him down would either burn up on reentry or die when they crashed into the chook pen