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Kevnool

11-10-2011, 06:36 PM

Just been to the gym. They've got a new machine in there. Only used it for about half an hour then I started to feel sick. It's great though. It does everything - KitKats, Mars Bars, Snickers, Crisps, the lot.

Cheers Kev.

PCH

11-10-2011, 07:12 PM

Very funny Kev. That'd be about my limit too :lol:

bloodhound31

11-10-2011, 07:56 PM

That's going STRAIGHT TO FACEBOOK!!!

Gold mate, pure gold!!

Baz.

Ric

12-10-2011, 11:40 AM

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Good one Kev

AstralTraveller

12-10-2011, 12:07 PM

Well you have to pick them up and chew - so there is some exercise. :D And is it true that chocolates eaten near a gym don't actually contain calories?

Barrykgerdes

12-10-2011, 01:42 PM

Do they have an ATM as well?;)

Barry

jenchris

12-10-2011, 03:46 PM

Guy walks into a toilet and there's a new machine there
Someone had graffittied over the sign but the legible instructions read
"Open fly and place centrally in hole"
So he unzipped himself and placed his ***** in the hole.
A minute later he woke to find himself lying on the floor of the toilet in absolute agony. He looked down and there was a button sown to his pride and joy.