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Argonavis
14-12-2005, 08:13 AM
Today, in 1503, Nostradamus was born. He successfully predicted, beforehand, how stupid people would be.

Argonavis
14-12-2005, 08:14 AM
predicted beforehand you say?

well I find that most psychics are very very good at predicting afterhand.

ving
14-12-2005, 09:55 AM
was he able to predict his own birth tho?
and now i have a headache :doh:

Howzat
14-12-2005, 10:47 AM
I knew you were going to say that! ;)

Nightshift
14-12-2005, 02:20 PM
Sorry but you dont have to be a whiz to predict how stupid people can be, just look at the nightly news and have a stab at what tomorrow will look like, chances are you will be correct.

rochler
14-12-2005, 02:31 PM
Isn't that redundant if you say predicted beforehand? Or do you mean that he predicted it before he was born, which would indeed be remarkable haha. Or is my stupidity just fulfilling his prophecy?

h0ughy
14-12-2005, 02:32 PM
yes mate he even predicted your headache, - Nostrodamas said "on the 11th day before christs rememberance brithday 502 years from my own birth Ving will have suffered a catastrophe of unspeakable proportions and enduring aching of the cranium"

:P :P :lol: :)

iceman
14-12-2005, 02:44 PM
rofl houghy.

Nostradamus would make a killing writing astrology columns for the papers and rag mags.

cometcatcher
14-12-2005, 02:59 PM
Maybe he reincarnated as Karen Moregold? :P

ballaratdragons
14-12-2005, 10:10 PM
Nostradamus was absolutely spot-on with one of his Prophecies.

He said "One day I will die".

He was right for once!

asimov
15-12-2005, 05:08 AM
"In the year of the new century and nine months, From the sky will come a great king of terror. The sky will burn at forty-five degrees. Fire approaches the great new city." ;)

"And this will be preceeded by a solar eclipse more dark than any since the creation of the world..., and there shall be in the month of October some great movement and transference and it will be such that one will think that the earth has lost its natural movement, and that it will be plunged into the abyss of perpetual darkness; there will be initial omens in the spring, extraordinary changes in rapid succession thereafter, reversals of kingdoms and mighty earthquakes" :help: :hi: :ship1:

cometcatcher
15-12-2005, 08:18 AM
I just want someone to predict next week's lotto numbers for me. :)

Argonavis
17-12-2005, 07:27 PM
11 7 23 34 38 2

h0ughy
17-12-2005, 07:35 PM
thats the week after next, next weeks is 13,12,43,23,35,2 :lol:

cometcatcher
17-12-2005, 09:15 PM
Hehheh, so what if I play them and win division one? ;)

ballaratdragons
17-12-2005, 09:35 PM
"There will be great Portents in the sky and the Earth will shake To & Fro on the 17th eve in the 12th month in the year after the wave shall engulf Asia, and they shall sit at their typing boxes with illuminated pictures staring into their faces considering the Heavens and all it's glory as the mutitudes of the community of the 'Ice' people shall ramble on with nonsense and good deed as Super Novae explode with the magnitude of many burning stars but stay obscured behind the Cumulus Nimbus and they shall Spam with unending boredom as the clouds consume and the rains continuously pour down causing the 'Ice' people great distress and impatience".

Stu
17-12-2005, 09:38 PM
IIS has PayPal.

h0ughy
17-12-2005, 09:41 PM
yes NSW lotteries has a 32million dollar draw new years eve ;) :lol:

h0ughy
17-12-2005, 09:58 PM
I am quaking in my boots now mate :scared:

ballaratdragons
17-12-2005, 10:00 PM
In other words the IIS members are going bananas waiting for the weather to clear!

h0ughy
17-12-2005, 10:07 PM
yes we had some more storm earler today, just as Mr Iceman, he drove through it to pick up his repaired pooter, and rob me of my little DSI (well borrow actually, but he was/is the first to use it), now a southerly and the rest of the week is meant to be cloud free for a few days. typical, the moon is really full at the moment.

ballaratdragons
17-12-2005, 10:11 PM
My Mum & Dad (Central Coast) said there was a ripper thunderstorm went through there this morning and lightning knocked down power lines in Gorokon.

Much the same here today and powerful winds. Still pretty bad out there!
See, old Nostril Damus was right in my post above!!!! :lol:

h0ughy
17-12-2005, 10:20 PM
Yes Eh Ken :nerd: , he really must have a good firm grip on his reality :lol: to have come up with that prediction :wink2:

They say this year has been the warmest one on record (on averages), must be that hole in the ozone layer over snake valley :P

asimov
17-12-2005, 10:33 PM
Well done O'Kenstra noseapickatadamus..

ballaratdragons
17-12-2005, 10:41 PM
That's from me eating too much Chiili. :rundog: :face:

Thank you brother O'scratchmebacksideinpublicus' :D

cometcatcher
18-12-2005, 01:31 AM
It's Australia wide I think. I'm trying to imagine the size telescope I can get for 32 million.... hehheh :astron: