Bed Time

[FlashDrive]

It's bed time and hubby and wifey are getting ready for bed.
Hubby's gets into bed and starts reading a book.
Wifey has disrobed and is looking at herself in the mirror... she's not happy at all.
Everything has gone ' south ' ... she has ' muffin tops ' on her hips and her rear end has sagged.

In despair she says to hubby .... darling please say something nice about me.

He says .... you've got good eye sight....:lol:

Flash......:D

[blink138]

you are a braver man than i gungadin! ha ha!
fully recovered i hope now flash? (not from the iffy joke)
pat

[Terry B]

Wife: Whats on TV tonight dear.

Husband: Dust.

Then the war began. :lol:

[ZeroID]

50 Shades of Grey - BY PAM AYRES (a husband's point of view)

The missus bought a Paperback,
Down Shepton Mallet way,
I had a look inside her bag;....
T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey".
Well I just left her to it
and at ten I went to bed.
An hour later she appeared;
The sight filled me with dread....
In her left she held a rope;
And in her right a whip!
She threw them down upon the floor,
And then began to strip.
Well fifty years or so ago;
I might have had a peek;
But Mabel hasn't weathered well;
She's eighty four next week!!
Watching Mabel bump and grind;
Could not have been much grimmer..
And things then went from bad to worse;
She toppled off her Zimmer!
She struggled back upon her feet;
A couple of minutes later;
She put her teeth back in and said
I am a dominator!!
Now if you knew our Mabel,
You'd see just why I spluttered,
I'd spent two months in traction
For the last complaint I'd uttered.
She stood there nude and naked
Bent forward just a bit
I went to hold her, sensual like
And stood on her left tit!
Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out;
My God what had I done!?
She moaned and groaned then shouted out:
"Step on the other one"!!
Well readers, I can tell no more;
Of what occurred that day.
Suffice to say my jet black hair,
Turned fifty shades ofgrey.

[xelasnave]

In can effort to inject some balance.
Wife to husband..
You may be good looking but you really are a lazy arrogant selfish drunken son of a bit...h who only thinks of yourself.
Husband..
Mmmm you think I am good looking really.

[blink138]

ha ha brent thats a cracker!
pat