Worm Farm help needed

[TrevorW]

Q. How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
A. Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!

Q. Why did the worm cross the playground?
A. To get to the other slide.

Q. What kind of worm do you use for math?
A. An Inch Worm

Q. What was the worm doing in the cornfield?
A. He was going in one ear and out the other.

Q. What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python?
A. A 15 foot strip light that can strangle you to death!

Q. What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm?
A. Biting into an apple and finding a half of a worm!

Q. What happens to a worm who digs too far?
A. It gets in-dig-estion

Q. What do you get when you cross a worm with an elephant?
A. Big holes in your garden.
A. Big piles of worm dung

Q. What is the best advice to give a worm?
A. Sleep late!

Q. How do you stop the dog from eating worms?
A. Give him a good slug.

Q. What worm is good at measurements
A. A tape worm

I ain't finished yet I'm just trying to worm my way into your heart oh !! that would make me a heart worm wouldn't it

:scr ewy:

[Jen]

lol Trevor are you bored hehe

[TrevorW]

Yeah it's cloudy all I can do is watch TV or annoy you lot, the second ones more fun until I worm out my welcome!!!

[marki]

I think he's actually been researching these, either that or he has found an old joke book

Mark

[GeoffW1 (Geoff)]

Originally Posted by marki

I think he's actually been researching these, either that or he has found an old joke book

Mark

I know his secret

[marki]

Whatever you do don't tell anybody .

Mark

[Baddad (Marty)]

Hey Everyone,

Don't respond he might go away.

I know where he got those and I was not game enough to post them.

So don't laugh, it may just work.

Er, I know some elephant jokes, ...or perhaps some swine flu jokes?..... Anyone? ....Want to hear them?

Cheers Marty

[GeoffW1 (Geoff)]

Originally Posted by Baddad

Hey Everyone,

Don't respond he might go away.

I know where he got those and I was not game enough to post them.

So don't laugh, it may just work.

Er, I know some elephant jokes, ...or perhaps some swine flu jokes?..... Anyone? ....Want to hear them?

Cheers Marty

No. (Edited) Actually.....ahh.....better not at this point

Cheers

[marki]

Originally Posted by geoffw1

no. (edited) actually.....ahh.....better not at this point

cheers

I agree .

Mark

[TrevorW]

You know why worms don't get swine flu don't you

because they are imwormised against it

[marki]

It just keeps getting worse .

Mark

[TrevorW]

Hey if you didn't laugh I'll eat my jocks

Cheers

[marki]

Originally Posted by TrevorW

Hey if you didn't laugh I'll eat my jocks

Cheers

Start chewing mate .

Mark

[BerrieK]

I wonder how the worm feels about having its gear hobbed??

[Jen]

Originally Posted by TrevorW

You know why worms don't get swine flu don't you

because they are imwormised against it

Originally Posted by TrevorW

Hey if you didn't laugh I'll eat my jocks

Cheers

dam it i laughed, i wanted to see you eat your jocks

[marki]

Originally Posted by BerrieK

I wonder how the worm feels about having its gear hobbed??

Thats it I'm outta here

Mark

[jjjnettie (Jeanette)]

Originally Posted by BerrieK

I wonder how the worm feels about having its gear hobbed??

tsk tsk, Kerrie, a worman like you resorting to such bad jokes.

[Baddad (Marty)]

Hey All,

And Jen, I gotta admit that I had a cackle too.

I call all reading this to not laugh at the next one. I wanna' see him eat his jocks.

Cheers Marty, (Sinicker snicker.)

[TrevorW]

Ok Ok I'll stop now promise I'm all worm out by this I was drinking a drop or two of Mezcal why writing these and nearly choked on the little bugger !!!

[BerrieK]

Originally Posted by jjjnettie

tsk tsk, Kerrie, a worman like you resorting to such bad jokes.

Sorry......perhap s I should be exworminated.


hehehe What does a darlec with worms say ?? EXWORMINATE EXWORMINATE (somebody put me out of my misery)