worst movie ever - Page 4

JD2439975 (Justin) · #61 21-04-2009, 03:25 AM

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Originally Posted by starlooker

I remember when she used to be a cute freckled redhead.

Couldn't agree more.
I like to remember Nicole as she was in 'Dead calm', such a little hottie.

Then she went to America and it all turned to muck, I mean dying red hair blonde and covering freckles with makeup is a crime against humanity.

As for the worst movie ever...how to choose, there are so many.
Even people with a fear of snakes would laugh at 'Snakes on a plane', a very silly movie.
Most stuff from Hollywood nowadays takes itself far too seriously.

The Double take and D-generation dubbed movies are classics, Bargearse and the Olden days

Very clever and funny.

Glenhuon (Bill) · #62 21-04-2009, 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Enchilada

Yeah, but is she actually better than Tom Cruise?

Most of the time I'd be better than Tom

Only one I think he's good in is "The Last Samurai"

Bill

Gallifreyboy · #63 21-04-2009, 02:27 PM

I would like to take a different tack. There are many movies that by the end you know you will never get that 90 minutes or whatever of your life back. As a genre american romantic comedies have the most duds for me. The prize though goes to 'the English Patient' not because it was the worst but because it was the longest painful movie ever. Most of the others were more merciful in their duration.

toryglen-boy (Duncan) · #64 21-04-2009, 02:35 PM

"Doctor Who - The Movie" was pretty dire.

space oddity · #65 21-04-2009, 06:40 PM

The 2006 version of Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy is my crappiest ever movie. Picked up at a garage sale before official release in OZ. Thought it was a cheap knockoff when I put it on, but found it was the actual movie. 5 bucks wasted

. It was even worse than Eraserhead, which I saw at uni. One of the guys in my year who was a bit warped of mind I tried to hoodwink with Eraserhead. Said "Hey Bill, saw a great movie the other day, Eraserhead" trying to sucker him in. He replied "great film - saw it 3 times." Methinks we need a vomiting icon.

spearo (Frank) · #66 21-04-2009, 07:09 PM

HAHAHAHA
"saw it three times"
maybe it took him 3 times to see if he could make sense of it!
I agree,
we need a vomiting emoticon!
I still remain unflinching, Eraserhead, worst movie ever, for me anyways.

But this thread sure has been a lot of fun!
frank

Glenhuon (Bill) · #67 21-04-2009, 07:12 PM

The Hitchikers guide (Hollywood version) got added to my "keeper as its so bad" category

Just remembered another series I had a look at "Space Pirates" (think that was the name), gave up after 6 episodes. Thought I'd give it a chance to get into its stride, so to speak. Sort of Star Trek meets Star Wars meets Farscape. Absolutely awful, best cure for insomnia ever invented.

Bill

Rokketboy (Jared) · #68 21-04-2009, 07:43 PM

Oh..oh..oh I nearly forgot. I had blotted this travesity from my mind to prevent mental scarring.
Dungeons & Dragons

Worst.Movie.EVEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! !!!

I am a D&D player from way back and had such hopes for this but alas. Shockingly bad.
There was a smaller budget D&D movie done a few years later and it was better than the bigger budget one that had recognised actors. So sad

cookie8 (Vincent) · #69 21-04-2009, 08:13 PM

Right up there is Golden Compass.

I could have easily walked out after the first 30mins.

bones · #70 21-04-2009, 08:54 PM

"Remains of the day" - Watched it on DVD waiting for something to happen. At the end of it I said to my wife "what was that all about?" Worse still she actually bought it on special. Wouldn't even use it for a coffee coaster.

There was another that comes to mind back I think in the late 80's ... "Surf Nazi's Must Die." So bad I don't remember it much. Might have been something like Mad Max at the beach.

TrevorW · #71 22-04-2009, 12:18 PM

Worst ever watched last night from the Video store

Avoid at all costs

a low budget attempt of a "Cloverfield" remake, makes 'Cloverfield" look like academy award nominee in comparison

"Monster" 2008, Americans in Japan, Japanese monster not even as good as Godzilla you never actually see the monster.

Liz · #72 22-04-2009, 04:46 PM

I recently bought Cloverfield, a new edition (didnt realise there was an older version) .... and I couldnt finish watching it ...was driving me baaaaaananas!!!!!!!

starlooker (Duc) · #73 22-04-2009, 05:00 PM

There are 3 movies which I have not been able to finish watching:

1. Cloverfield (nauseating shaky cam)
2. Catwoman (bad dialogue, acting, lighting, effects)
3. The Passion of the Christ (torture porn is not entertainment)

Rokketboy (Jared) · #74 22-04-2009, 05:00 PM

I found Cloverfield a bit "Meh". It was ok, nothing special. The handycam style of shooting took a bit to get used to but I was fine with it. The Blair Witch Project was one of the earliest films I had seen shot like this and it was the same "meh" and more recently "Diary of the Dead". Once again.."Meh". And I love zombie movies

stephenb (Stephen) · #75 22-04-2009, 08:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Enchilada

Isn't being an Aussie at least something we can all view positively
I.e. Stand by your mates and all that jazz?

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Originally Posted by bloodhound31

That's easy......NUP!

ditto, I don't care is an actor is Australian or not. If I don't like them, I don't like them.

moving on......

I watched Hulk with Eric Bana a few weeks ago, and let me tell you, I feel like Eric personally owes me 2 hours of my life back. As Margaret would say "Sorry David, One star from me".

styleman333 · #76 22-04-2009, 08:04 PM

Little Nicky with adam sandler and Down with Love with who i cant remember

telecasterguru (Frank) · #77 22-04-2009, 08:41 PM

I love the Troma movies e.g: Attack of the Killer tomatoes, Surf nazis must die, Killer clowns from outer space, Amazon women on the moon, The Toxic Avenger etc etc. The Brady Bunch movies 1,2, and up to 10 are also the best.

Now to the worst movies as required by this thread: You can't stop the music by the Village People, Grease 2 with Michelle Pfeiffer(Grease 1 fantastic, we love you Livie), Apocolypse Now, Fried Green Tomatoes at the Whistle Stop Cafe, did I mention Grease 2. OK I'll stop there.

Sorry about the long list.

Gallifreyboy · #78 23-04-2009, 09:35 AM

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Now to the worst movies as required by this thread: You can't stop the music by the Village People, Grease 2 with Michelle Pfeiffer(Grease 1 fantastic, we love you Livie), Apocolypse Now, Fried Green Tomatoes at the Whistle Stop Cafe, did I mention Grease 2. OK I'll stop there.

Apocalypse Now worst movie of all time????

The horror......the horror

pgc hunter · #79 23-04-2009, 01:20 PM

"The Day after Tomorrow" was a massive load of poo poo. Infact, that movie is so crap that it's an insult to all crap things in the world.

Liz · #80 23-04-2009, 02:30 PM

Ohhhh ... i loved 'The Day after Tomorrow'