say sumthin funny
put down a joke, quote, one of those funny poem things (i cant remembr the word). and if u see any funny signs, post 'em on dis thread
PS: just a reminder, keep em funny and G or PG rated
to start youse off, heres one:
There was once a truck driver who had to deliver fifty penguins to Perth Zoo. As he was driving his truck across the Nullarbor Plain, the truck breaks down. After waiting by the side of the road for about three hours, he waves another truck down and offers the driver $500 to take the penguins to the zoo on his behalf.
The next day, the first truck driver gets to Perth and sees the second truck driver crossing the road with fifty penguins walking in single file behind hem. The first truck driver jumps out of his cabin and says, 'Oi! What's going on, mate? I paid you to take those penguins to the zoo!'
The second truck driver replies, 'Yeah, I took them to the zoo this morning. But I had so much money left over, I've decided to treat the little fellas to the movies.'
tell us a joke
