No point buying any more lottery tickets, Paul! You've use all your luck on that alignment!

I should know... all the ar...tinny things I've done in my life have stopped me from winning a lottery... it's the only logical explanation!
Sounds like the antithesis of my alignment session when I got my scope out last week.

I've only just recovered enough to talk about it rationally!

First time out in over a month, thanks to the weather... got to admit I'm feeling a little rusty, so concentrating hard on doing everything in the right order and the right way...
The scope is all set up and I have my back to it while I get my guiding eyepiece out for a drift align and collimation ritual, when I hear a funny sound... a sort of almost metallic creaking sound but quite short and sharp! Like the type of sound a wheel nut makes as you tighten it on a car but a bit deeper (I thought about this later!).
Because it's cold my ears a covered with my throat coat and beanie, so I don't get a good feel for direction from this noise. I'm 22ks out of town in the middle of a pine forest... it was a stange sound

... I check the scope out and can't see anything wrong.
Start a meridian drift check... almost like you, it sits there on the reticle for a good 2-3minutes. Wow! I'm impressed!
Go to altitude drift and the Goto is not within a Cooee of the star it's supposed to aim at. Hmmm... OK.... adjust... adjust... adjust... it's pointing at the star... drift... OK, adjust... drift... it's worse... OK adjust the otherway... drift... it's worse - the same way...
To cut a long story a bit shorter... I went back to start and tried re-aligning 4 or 5 times and everytime I had diabolical problems! Arrrgghh! 3 hours later, I give up in disgust!

Sleep has got to be a better option!
As I'm packing up, I find the centre bolt connecting the mount to the tripod is loose! It was one of those things that I was sure I checked and double checked as I was assembling everything just because I felt a bit rusty... then I remembered the noise!
My guess is the bolt picked up when I was assembling the scope, so it felt tight. As the scope and mount cooled (it was cooling pretty quickly! ...at least I know I was!) it's let go and released all the tension in the bolt!
Oh well, at least I can say I've tried to polar align a noddy dog!
Fortunately the therapy is working, I can laugh about it now!
Al.