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Old 07-09-2023, 03:23 PM
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just some fun

I told my wife that I would like to be cremated …
…. she made an appointment for next Tuesday.

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Old 07-09-2023, 10:21 PM
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Old 09-09-2023, 10:34 PM
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Lol Leon,

I’m not sure I’d be given that long!
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Old 10-09-2023, 06:26 AM
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Is it me or is it them ...

I had dinner with my big brother and some of his family on Sunday. This is a very, very, very rare thing as we live in separate parts of the country.

Anyway, as I was sipping my shiraz with them holding their schooners of something, I realised that my brother and his 40 something son looked confused, incredulous and didn't know what to say next when I said we had never watched The Block.

Perhaps I'm a snob?

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Old 10-09-2023, 06:29 AM
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Remember ...

It's not whether you win or lose, but how you place the blame.

Enjoy the week,

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Old 10-09-2023, 06:32 AM
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Puns, or just a dad joke ...

I entered a Pun competition and sent in ten puns to see if I could win.
Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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Old 10-09-2023, 06:34 AM
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Telehealth ...

… in order to make an appointment, he first had to update his operating system, download an app, get a username, choose a password, log in to a health portal, navigate to messages and write to his doctor … by then it was too late...

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Old 10-09-2023, 06:35 AM
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When I say, "The other day," I could be referring to any time between yesterday and 15 years ago.

Have a great day.

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Old 10-09-2023, 05:32 PM
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Scott Cam turned up at my pub today (with his busload of cohorts). We don't get on. Let's leave it at that. Bah!
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