Funny

[supernova1965 (Warren)]

I finally got the book that will help me understand women better. Let me know if you know a guy who needs a copy!

[h0ughy (David)]

and that is only the index

[supernova1965 (Warren)]

Originally Posted by h0ughy

and that is only the index

[scagman (John)]

Originally Posted by supernova1965

I finally got the book that will help me understand women better. Let me know if you know a guy who needs a copy!

I think I need one of those. Hope you can get plenty as I think you sell heaps. Postage might be a tad high.

John

[AstralTraveller (David)]

Is the pdf available??

[ballaratdragons (Ken)]

Originally Posted by h0ughy

and that is only the index

. . . to the Contents

[jenchris (Jennifer)]

I got the pamphlet on understanding guys - if anyone wants a copy.
It's A5

[ballaratdragons (Ken)]

Originally Posted by jenchris

I got the pamphlet on understanding guys - if anyone wants a copy.
It's A5

Wow, the expanded version

That's very rare!

[TrevorW]

Guys are simple creatures

feed us, love us, leave us alone and then we are happy

I assume the manual is the abridged version Warren

[supernova1965 (Warren)]

Originally Posted by TrevorW

Guys are simple creatures

feed us, love us, leave us alone and then we are happy

I assume the manual is the abridged version Warren

Yes it says Readers Digest on the front cover

[Suzy]

I smelled out this thread a mile away

You don't need all those pages to understand a woman.
One short page will do it, here its...

WHEN ASKED THESE QUESTIONS SIMPLY SUPPLY THE GIVEN ANSWERS AND LIFE WILL BE SWEET.

1) Does my butt look big in this: It could never look big

2) Do you think I’m pretty: You are the most beautiful woman in
the world.

3) We need to talk: Sure, would now be good?

4) Will you do some chores for me: Sure, is now okay?

5) I’m sick of cooking: What would you like me to whip up.

6) I feel ugly today: Well if that’s ugly Elle McPherson should be
unemployed.

7) I want to see the “Mama Mia” movie: I’ll take you, for as long as we
are together is all that matters.

8) My feet hurt: Let me rub them for you.


See, it's quite simple really... don't know why you need a big book or anything.

[astroron (Ron)]

Originally Posted by Suzy

I smelled out this thread a mile away

You don't need all those pages to understand a woman.
One short page will do it, here its...

WHEN ASKED THESE QUESTIONS SIMPLY SUPPLY THE GIVEN ANSWERS AND LIFE WILL BE SWEET.

1) Does my butt look big in this: It could never look big

2) Do you think I’m pretty: You are the most beautiful woman in
the world.

3) We need to talk: Sure, would now be good?

4) Will you do some chores for me: Sure, is now okay?

5) I’m sick of cooking: What would you like me to whip up.

6) I feel ugly today: Well if that’s ugly Elle McPherson should be
unemployed.

7) I want to see the “Mama Mia” movie: I’ll take you, for as long as we
are together is all that matters.

8) My feet hurt: Let me rub them for you.


See, it's quite simple really... don't know why you need a big book or anything.

Suzy, Utopia is rarther hard to find
Cheers

[renormalised (Carl)]

Originally Posted by Suzy

I smelled out this thread a mile away

You don't need all those pages to understand a woman.
One short page will do it, here its...

WHEN ASKED THESE QUESTIONS SIMPLY SUPPLY THE GIVEN ANSWERS AND LIFE WILL BE SWEET.

1) Does my butt look big in this: It could never look big

2) Do you think I’m pretty: You are the most beautiful woman in
the world.

3) We need to talk: Sure, would now be good?

4) Will you do some chores for me: Sure, is now okay?

5) I’m sick of cooking: What would you like me to whip up.

6) I feel ugly today: Well if that’s ugly Elle McPherson should be
unemployed.

7) I want to see the “Mama Mia” movie: I’ll take you, for as long as we
are together is all that matters.

8) My feet hurt: Let me rub them for you.


See, it's quite simple really... don't know why you need a big book or anything.

And this is how some men would respond....

1) Does my butt look big in this: You've always had a big butt.

2) Do you think I’m pretty: No, just average looking, maybe.

3) We need to talk: You're always talking, Shut up for a change!!!!

4) Will you do some chores for me: Nope, their your jobs.

5) I’m sick of cooking: Too bad, I want dinner.

6) I feel ugly today: That's no change from the usual.

7) I want to see the “Mama Mia” movie: I'm not watching that wussy movie!!!!.

8) My feet hurt: Too bad, so are mine. Get used to it.

[supernova1965 (Warren)]

Originally Posted by renormalised

And this is how some men would respond....

1) Does my butt look big in this: You've always had a big butt.

2) Do you think I’m pretty: No, just average looking, maybe.

3) We need to talk: You're always talking, Shut up for a change!!!!

4) Will you do some chores for me: Nope, their your jobs.

5) I’m sick of cooking: Too bad, I want dinner.

6) I feel ugly today: That's no change from the usual.

7) I want to see the “Mama Mia” movie: I'm not watching that wussy movie!!!!.

8) My feet hurt: Too bad, so are mine. Get used to it.

Are you MAD these women will kill you

[renormalised (Carl)]

Originally Posted by supernova1965

Are you MAD these women will kill you

I didn't say that would be my response

But some men are like that...complete knuckle draggers. Calling them neanderthals would be an insult to the neanderthals!!!

[ballaratdragons (Ken)]

1) Does my butt look big in this: yeah, a bit

2) Do you think I’m pretty: why?

3) We need to talk: oh gawd, here we go

4) Will you do some chores for me:

5) I’m sick of cooking: well, ring the Pizza delivery place

6) I feel ugly today: Yep

7) I want to see the “Mama Mia” movie: OK, see ya

8) My feet hurt: They stink too

9) You're never nice to me!: Oh, are you still here?

[TrevorW]

1) Does my butt look big in this: do you think I'm stupid enough to answer that question

2) Do you think I’m pretty: compared to who

3) We need to talk: What you have 12000 words you haven't used up today

4) Will you do some chores for me: Sure I'll see if I can fit them in my calender

5) I’m sick of cooking: I feel sick of eating your cooking so that makes two of us

6) I feel ugly today: see question 2

7) I want to see the “Mama Mia” movie: No problem, heres $20 have a good time

8) My feet hurt: So do mine

9) You're never nice to me!: see answer to question 2

[supernova1965 (Warren)]

This went somewhere I didn't expect I am going into hiding from Jen and all the other Beautiful ladies here. I started the thread girls but I can't be blamed for where it is going. It is all Suzy's fault she gave the list of Questions

[jjjnettie (Jeanette)]

Originally Posted by renormalised

And this is how some men would respond....

1) Does my butt look big in this: You've always had a big butt.

2) Do you think I’m pretty: No, just average looking, maybe.

3) We need to talk: You're always talking, Shut up for a change!!!!

4) Will you do some chores for me: Nope, their your jobs.

5) I’m sick of cooking: Too bad, I want dinner.

6) I feel ugly today: That's no change from the usual.

7) I want to see the “Mama Mia” movie: I'm not watching that wussy movie!!!!.

8) My feet hurt: Too bad, so are mine. Get used to it.

sad but true for some blokes

[jjjnettie (Jeanette)]

And just as an aside guys.
Even when you say these things in jest to your other half, she may laugh with you, but she's crying inside. ok