I used to spin the toilet like I was on Wheel of Fortune.. !!
Now, I turn it like I'm cracking a Safe...!!
Still haven't decided where to go for Easter...The Living Room of The Bedroom
This morning I saw my Neighbor talking to her cat.
It was obvious she thought her Cat could understand her.....I came into my house ...told the dog...and we laughed a lot.
My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee it cleans the Toilet.
I'm so excited, it's time to take out the garbage ... What should I wear.
Classified AD reads ....Single Man with Toilet Paper seeks Woman with hand sanitizer for good clean fun ...!!
Homeschooling Day 5 ....One of these little monsters called in a Bomb Threat , and 2 were suspended for fighting.
Col.
