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Some of my recent funnies:
1/ Shopping centre carpark absolutely full because of recent EOFY Sales. So, I am in one of the lanes, with flicker on, waiting for one guy to come out. Another guy the other direction is going to take another one just up from me too, and we both indicate to each other which would be best. Problem solved. Then, a "chick" (for she was no lady), in a 4WD is driving past the lane. Sees there are going to be 2 cars moving out, so she reverses up and starts to indicate. I had already been waiting 5 minutes at this point of her arrival. I knew this was going to be fun! Thankfully, the first car moved out and the other guy moved in, which blocked her geting to mine, and finally the other car moved out so I could take the spot, so I started moving and took it. She was blaring the horn, giving me BOTH bird fingers, then called me a cock head, and that she had waited 10 minutes for that park. I calmly got out of the car, and politely told her that I had seen her back up and expect to take the position I had waited LONGER than her for and she could ask the guy 2 cars up who had waited - she did not need to, he interjected and told her she was WRONG. Well, did we both cop expletives! And she had young kids in the car!
2. This one is just pure arrogance/attitude. Another car park, quite full. Instead of parking in a lane, and not even having the brains or courtesy to park in 2 lanes (not that that is any courtesy), Mr. Nimrod decided he would park his car perpendicularly to the other cars - yes, he took up 3 car spaces. We were SORELY tempted to block him in, but knew if you have this sort of stupidity, arrogance, attitude and disrespect that he would have NIL concern hurting a car and / or person. So, a group of us stood around and waited. He and his "woman" (as he called her), came to the car, and duly said "Whatcas all lookin at?". One guy in the small crowd cirped up "Your inept and careless driving ********!". I was surprised said penile protuberance didn't get agitated - probably felt outnumbered, and he laid rubber.
3. Going out a clearly marked and arrowed ONE WAY exit. Guy in typical old Commodore comes IN the exit, and for no reason or provocation from me tells me to F Off and give me the finger, with the most scornful, aggressive facial expression I have ever seen. He probably couldn't read... I am sure he was missing more than a few synaptic connections.
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