I don't Steve. I foolishly go through life believing every single thing I'm told , as wild and crazy and obviously outlandish as so many things that are told to me clearly are!
Come visit me sometime Steve, in my happy land of fairies, goblins and unicorns ... where every day's a sunny day and strangers walk up to you straight off the street to hug you and take you home for soup.
Come visit ...and taint us with your worldly wearied all-knowing cynicism
Just tellin' you what the bloke said