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Tell them "just hold on a minute, I will be right back please"
Then put the phone next to the sink and start doing the dishes.
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Tell them " Gee you sound nice, what's your name (even if they have told you), ask them how long they have been doing their job, ask them if they have any brothers & sisters, and where do they live" it's their money and they are not getting their job done!
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If you have a hands free phone, go to the toilet and flush it whilst holding the phone near the rim of the bowl, then make gurgling noises and say "damn I just dropped the phone!"
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