[FlashDrive (Poppy)]

Attention :
There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally and by hand. This virus is called ' Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer ' ( WORK )

If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your Boss, or anyone else Via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. The virus will wipe out your private life Completely.

If you should come into contact with WORK, put your jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest grocery store. Purchase the antidote known as ' Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract ( WINE ) or Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter ( BEER )

Take the antidote Repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

You should warn any of your friends who have already been infected as WORK is controlling their lives.