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Old 12-02-2013, 12:22 PM
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Baddad (Marty)
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Clever one Malcolm.

Some time ago a taxi driver and I were refueling. I decided to tell him a taxi joke.

A mother and son in a taxi, negotiating through Kings Cross. The son asked, "Mum, what are all those ladies doing standing around?"
Mum replied that those ladies are waiting for their husbands to finish work.
The taxi driver interrupted, "Tell him the truth lady. Tell him they are prostitutes."

To this the son asked, "Mum. Do prostitutes have babies too?"
Mum with a smirk, "Of-course they do little one, that's where taxi drivers come from."


At the service station the cabbie refused to speak with me any further. He was offended. Just walked away.

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