It is true! The end is nigh. We will all be gone, turned into what we came from, star dust.
There is a solution:
Every one pays me a hundred dollars.
I have discovered a secret chant.
With the help of jjj's cloud chanter I formulated a foolproof way of saving the world.
I do need your $100 payments to do it.
The chant only works with me.
Uma um a um a um
The Earth will live,
Uma um a um a um
The Earth will live,
Uma um a um a um
Evil galactic spirit go away
Ne'er to come back another day
Uma um a um a um
Upon me chanting this, the Earth will be saved.
You will all survive to see 22Dec12.
If I fail do not expect any refunds.
Cheers LOL
PS I don't dare post this anywhere else. Someone may believe it.