Haha - priceless.
I almost wish I had a wonker like that for a neighbour just to try that one out on - lol
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Originally Posted by stephenb
I agree Lewis, she's a cranky old bag. Every streets got one.
I had a neighbour who rode a motorbike and every week on bin day at 6am he would hoon out of his driveway, do a burnout on the road, kick my bin over then tear off down the street. I did nothing to provoke or initiate his hostility towards me - just one of life's p***ks.
Then one Wednesday I replaced my rubbish with 8 bags of cement.
Both his beloved Ducati and his fibia have never been the same since.
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