OR is SOCCER really football?
Or is football using an elongated pointy ball?
(I am Ra-Ra myself...)
Here in my council region, wheely bins are given to all households that pay rates, and are given new ones when needed (phone call) or once every 3 years. They never become the property of the rates payer (council brands each wheelie bin - or used to anyway).
Anyway, back to this one, I really didn't expect of course the garbo to break the branch. I had no intention of ruffling her feathers, deliberately or otherwise. I had another look at where I put the bin, and it is actually on her NEIGHBOUR'S side, not on hers after all, though the tree branch that overhangs BOTH is technically on HER side.