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I speed pretty much all the time, at least 20 over most often. Never killed a kid yet.
Drink drive too. In the early days used that menthol excuse more than once to buy me some time. Some mates in the ED cooked up some alibis why I had to wait before getting the blood drawn. Even had my girlfriend at the time use hers once. And it isn't true what they say, about fooling the breathalizer with MJ eccies and ice, you can take my word for that. Nodoz and those handy little bumps they put on the sides of the road usually get me home at 4 am. Cut backs in the force, I'm never going to get caught.
Seat belts are for sissies. If my head goes through the screen who's it gonna harm except myself. And all my dependents. And anyone who ever cared about me. And all those tax payers who'll have to pay for my care for the next 30 years because I'm such a stupid ****up...
Jeez I'm a good driver.
Last edited by Miaplacidus; 06-12-2012 at 09:50 AM.
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