To All You Sick Puppies,
I have a clinic in operation. I can cure your astro-holics addiction.
You only have to hand in to me all your astro toys and I will cure you.
You will also receive a certificate which certifies you of being free of this terrible addiction.
Beat the rush. The first 10 to join will also receive sissors and paper, with instructions on how to cut out paper dolls.
Cheers from Marty's clinic