Hi Amanda, welcome to IIS!
"We are now cruising at a level of 2 to the power of 25,000 to 1 against and falling, and we will be restoring normality as soon as we are sure what is normal anyway. Thank you."
"four to one against and falling...three to one...two...one...probability factor of one to one...we have normality, I repeat we have normality."
"Anything you still can’t cope with is therefore your own problem."
-Hitch Hikers Guide