OK Warren... do you have your script prepared?
"It wasn't a UFO at all. I know exactly what it was, so it can't be unidentified.
It's just like a flying saucer I used to own, so I should know! It has a really cool invisibility field that portrays what's behind it in front of it, so it looks like Venus when Venus is behind it.
Cool, huh? You can pick one up for about the price of a Ford Fiesta in Alpha Centauri. I traded in my Volkswagon..."
Feel free to adlib.
Now seriously...
Cool mate! Enjoy.
Al.