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A traffic cop was about to knock off and was on his way back to the station when he noticed the car in front was speeding.
The cop pulled the motorist over and said " listen, I am just about to knock off, so if you can give me a good excuse for why you were speeding, I will let you off."
Without missing a beat the motorist said to the cop "officer, I am sorry for my speeding, but my wife left me for a Police Officer and I though you were him chasing me to give her back!"
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