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a woman is standing naked in front of a full length mirror looking rather glum, next to her is her disinterested husband taking no notice, head stuck in his newspaper
she says in a voice meant to be heard "look at me, im fat,ugly and unkempt!"
she spins around angrily and declares "you are a b@$*@$d of a husband, you never compliment me on anything!"
without taking his eyes off the newspaper he says "ok, you have got good eyesight!"
pat
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