Don't say this to your Wife.
Not quite a Blonde joke but never the less ...!!
A guy is in hospital and is ' coming out ' of the anesthetic he was given and see's his wife at his beside and say's:
"Hello Beautiful " ... he then drifts back to sleep.
Well his Wife was ecstatic ... He's never called me beautiful ... oh.. !!! how wonderful .... so she stays a while longer .. and he " wakes up '' again .... and upon seeing her again ... he say's:
" Hello Cutie " .... and is about to " drift " of again ... when his wife say's:
What happen to " Beautiful " .... He answers her and says:
" I think the drugs are wearing off " 
Flash 
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