A couple of guys where out on the second fairway on a golf course, when one turned to the other and said " I am dying for a cigarette and I haven't got a lighter"
The other guy says, no worries and pulls out a 12" BIC lighter. The first guys goes "wow
where the hell did you get a lighter like that?"
The first guys says "from my genie in my golf bag." "What genie?" says the second guy, sarcastically. The first reply's "tap on the side of my bag and you'll see"
The second does so and, pooff, out pops a genie! The genie says "quick you have got one wish and make it snappy". The guy goes "umm umm, I wish for a million bucks." The genie says "wish granted" and disappears.
The guy is looking all around for his million bucks and suddenly realises that there a million ducks flying overhead. The guys says "what's going on here, I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks".
The other guy says "Sorry, forgot to tell you the genie is hard of hearing. How do you think I ended up with a 12" BIC"!
