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Originally Posted by nightstalker
You know you can buy ones these days you stick in your ear Ken ?  |
Why would you buy a rectal thermometer to stick in your ear?
Reminds me of a one-liner I heard once from the US Under-Secretary for the interior - he was speaking in a forum and the previous speaker ran on, and on, and left our man only a few minutes to deliver his message. He had just enough time for the opening joke - "Have you heard about the new kind of AIDS that has been identified? It's called 'Hearing AIDS'. You catch it listening to ar@#holes".
Peter