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Old 27-02-2012, 11:34 PM
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Investment advice

I found this in another Forum I am in:


"If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Qantas one year ago,

you would have $49.00 today!



If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago,

you would have $33.00 today.



If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago,

you would have $0.00 today.



But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all

the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund,

you would have received $214.00.



Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.



A recent study also found that the average Aussie walks about 900 miles a

year. Another study found that Aussies drink, on average, 22 gallons of

alcohol a year. That means that, on average, Aussies get about 41 miles

to the gallon!



Makes you damned proud to be an Aussie!"


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